Vampires Spotted in Schools Across America

Vampires have been sprouting up in unusual places since the release of Stephenie Meyers Twilight Saga. I recently received a report as of yesterday by a girl only identified by her first name of Taylor that vampires are roaming the halls of Westwood Middle School in Gainesville. I usually don’t pay much attention to such reports but given the specifics of the case has given me pause for thought.

Just what do these vampires want? She stated they were particularity concerned about their sharp teeth, hopefully they have good dental hygiene habits. Ensuring that they floss after each feeding and brushing at-least twice a day to keep their fangs in proper order.

Again, what do these vampires want? Or what do they want with me?

Perhaps this is an isolated incident? I guess it would be a good time to invest in sunscreen. I’d avoid the garlic and crosses I doubt they will work against groups of vampires and probably just make you unpopular with your favorite crush.

What I can’t figure out is where are the Quileute werewolves?

I’d like to hear from you if you are having similar events transpiring at your school?

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